My activity on this forum

So I wanted to post something. I didn't know what though. Well, anything really. I looked around at all the different posts that I could, you know, squeeze in, but I realized there wasn't really anything that I could jump into that I would be able to relate to. Basically, I couldn't really post on anything without sounding random.

I thought to myself, "Damn, I want to be apart of this because I like forums." And as I searched and searched, topic to topic, I officially gave up. I believed all hope was lost. As if the Gods themselves were jestering at the inconsequential living organism that is me. They test my patience with humiliating sneers and mocks of lesser extent of civility enough for me to believe that I am, but one worthless, insignificant being, in throth, with nary a doubt. Hear me, fellow guild mates! For I hath been forsaken by her searing lustful quake of a gentle humanity. Outcast in her eyes, nay, in all eyes. For I hath no where to reside, no where to speak, no where to breathe this crisp air that she hath provided us with her supple genuineness. Do not be deceived though, brothers, by such matters! If thou still believe I be amiss, then tread lightly, my friends, for the looming sword of Damocles twirls above in elegance will, without haste, crash down upon you and all you wrought and believe, cleaving it in twain. And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret not taking heed of my warnings.
















AND THEN I REALIZED THERE WAS THIS UNRELATED TOPICS THREAD WHERE I CAN POST WHATEVER I WANTED IN IT.

I like you. You can live.

I don't mind living with the sword of Damocles above me....as long as I have my trusty duster and Bob the skull all is well and life stays interesting.

Cant believe i read that, its like i couldnt STOP! are u some kind of wizard sir?

tl;dr

but hey, just post whatever
it's not like we're critiquing on content

Great stuff soldier. Keep up the good work! lol

Allunia

mine bomb description lies i can kill gnolls in prairie with it

Meiring wrote:

tl;dr

but hey, just post whatever
it's not like we're critiquing on content

this

read the first sentence and i was like time to move on

rollomathen wrote:

mine bomb description lies i can kill gnolls in prairie with it

That-a-boy.